is your mom at the bar?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm way too hungover for life right now
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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