Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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