They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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