Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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