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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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