were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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