We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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