he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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