She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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