she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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