Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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