My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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