Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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