Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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