WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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