I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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