I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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