Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She even gives head with a lisp.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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