Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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