Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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