found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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