i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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