Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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