garbage
garbage dick
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you win
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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