return my video game
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
