Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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