I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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