Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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