Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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