I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
