I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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