I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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