he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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