last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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