"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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