Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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