So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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