She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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