I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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