i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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