I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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