i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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