You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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