S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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