Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
