Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Randomize
