By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is Oprah even human
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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