we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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