have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
where are my eyebrows?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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