: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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