so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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