Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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