i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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