Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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