You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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