Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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